- Change my name to “Beef Wellington” – everyone who’s had it looooves beef wellington! Ya cain’t go wrong with meat and pastry! Plus it has a nice roll to it. Beeeeef Well-ing-ton.
- Put my butt on my own dollar bill. That’s right, all the folks that like to kiss their money will be kissing my …
- Hmmm… ban Hawaiian shirt days and Jimmy Buffet. I dunno why but fugly shirts and fake reggae (feggae?) just irritate the hell outta me! People really should know better.
What would you do?