- Change my name to “Beef Wellington” – everyone who’s had it looooves beef wellington! Ya cain’t go wrong with meat and pastry! Plus it has a nice roll to it. Beeeeef Well-ing-ton.
- Put my butt on my own dollar bill. That’s right, all the folks that like to kiss their money will be kissing my …
- Hmmm… ban Hawaiian shirt days and Jimmy Buffet. I dunno why but fugly shirts and fake reggae (feggae?) just irritate the hell outta me! People really should know better.
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What would you do?
Steve's Deli 
Steve,
You are a weirdo.
-Danielle
Hello Danielle!
Yah…. um, what? I admit number 1 was a throwaway but 2 and 3 I’m deadly serious about. Re: 3 – I’m guessing you’ve never had a Hawaiin shirt day at your place of work or had your peers go on and on about the wonders of Jimmy Buffet. Both groan worthy events, trust me. 😀
uhm, I would outlaw those damn oversized bags that woman use. You know the ones… its like having extra breast and getting mad cause i bumped you! Woman forget that need to account for the size of the bag when they are trying to squeeze their dumab azzes in to a small spot.
oh and..
I would outlaw dollar bills!! lol